Thursday, January 16, 2014

Trying Not To Curse? Trust Me, It Ain't Easy...

On my way to a modicum of public notoriety I have noticed some folks following me on the various social media outlets, podcasts and such who aren't exactly f-bombing ever other sentence, which has inspired me to tone down the colorful metaphors I've been known to use in the past.

But it's not easy. Hell, computing the trigonometric parralax to the star Proxima Centauri would be easier...

Trying not to curse. For somebody like me, that's like trying to do long division while translating Greek into Chinese. I remember watching a COPS episode where this lady kept saying Dad Gum. Yes, Dad Gum them all to H E double Q and back, and pack some fudge while you're at it! Horse hockey! Bullpuckey! Shut the Front Door! Holy schnikes! Son of a motherless goat! Mother Pussbucket! Holy shitake mushrooms! Son of a rump puncher! Fahrvergn├╝gen! What the fun! Gordon Bennett! Sweet blue blazes! Holy Shatner! Rigga, ragga, fragga! Frak-a-lackin'! Last, but not least, Giggity!

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Quantum Mechanic crosses many platforms to keep you pestered!

Some pretty cool news:

1. I am now a regular guest on Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio on Sundays at 10 AM E.S.T.  You can find me by going to Brass Knuckle Progressives Radio

2. Podbean has decided to promote my podcast of crazy voices and skits, so my traffic is now over 204,000 visits. You can find me on podbean by going to Quantum Mechanic Podcast

3. I am considering starting my own weekly radio podcast but it kind of depends on how well I do with the above shows during the next few months.

4. I'm going to try like hell not to curse in my blogs, podcasts, guest appearances on radio, twitter, facebook pages, etc.

5. Some of you might be aware that I am an admin on the facebook page, SHUT DOWN THE TEA PARTY. Just warning those of you who didn't know.  You can find that page by going to SHUT DOWN THE TEA PARTY

6. I have increased reach on twitter. Eventually, I will start a twitter account under the banner of Quantum Mechanic, but for now, it's under my personal name. You can find & follow me by going to Quantum Mechanic Twitter

7. If you'd like to email me, it's Email - Please no spam. I'm also available at Google Plus at this locale.

8. Point me to a good literary and/or talent agent and I'll make you a custom video. Details, just PM me. My previous agents are retired and I'd like to do some voice work and/or professional writing.  The bills keep going up and my retirement keeps staying meager, so I have to whore myself out somehow, and all I've left is writing, talking and general annoyance.